I feel like I wanna die

So my mom turned 50 today. I ate way too much food and drank too much booze. It felt like there was lead in my stomach. Anyway:

Check out this moron. Apparently some stupid cartoon dishonors China. I think China has done a fairly good job dishonoring itself what with all the population problems and the goddam smog in Beijing. Oh yeah, way to go on human rights, too. China needs to kiss my ass.

And finally, I'd apparently make an awesome husband in the 1930s:

141 As a 1930s husband, I am Very Superior Take the test!